Wednesday, May 25, 2011
We aren’t even prohibiting the pat-downs, per se. We’re just saying you can’t go straight to third base. You have to have a reason — you have to have probable cause — before groping someone’s sexual organs. TSA Could Ban Flights From Texas If State Passes Anti-Patdown Law - The Consumerist
Thursday, May 19, 2011
doree:

SPOONING LIONS.

doree:

SPOONING LIONS.

(Source: illillill)

Q: If my mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/favorite aunt/etc. is chosen, will I be excused from the final so that I may mourn his/her loss?
A: No. They have not died, but been granted eternal life, thus this does not count as a case of a death in the family.
Exploring Our Matrix: FAQ for Students Regarding the Rapture
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Lovely timeline.
(via Random Timelines | PUBLIC SCHOOL)

Lovely timeline.

(via Random Timelines | PUBLIC SCHOOL)

Monday, May 16, 2011
If fonts were dogs… (via finelinedesign)
Better: You forgot Comic Sans.

If fonts were dogs… (via finelinedesign)

Better: You forgot Comic Sans.

When we mentioned that discussing these things in public was humiliating, unacceptable and potentially against the law due to their public discussion of our medical issues, their tunes completely changed. The supervisor, asked for our tickets then returned moments later with $200 credits for each of us to use on a later flight. All The Weigh: The Day Southwest Airlines Turned My Old Fears Into A New Nightmare
Friday, May 13, 2011

Kids start smoking so early these days…

(Source: youtube.com)

Christmas tree ornaments and decorations; snow globes

That’s the SEAL TEAM 6 snow globe, thankyouverymuch.

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